So, today’s blog is about love/lust/puppy love making you stupid. For today’s blog we will be joined by a special guest, Mr. Mattress Intruder song to help us make our point.
You know how easy it is for us to see how stupid a friend of ours is being because they think they are in love? How they think the person loves them too? We can clearly see and hear what the person they think they love is saying and doing, but to them it sounds like “I Love you too!” You are so dumb…you are really dumb! When they tell them, “You can come on over, but you can’t spend the night” they hear, “I respect you too much for you to have to wear the same clothes to work tomorrow”. You are so dumb…you are really dumb! They interpret them hiding your clothes as having a drawer. You are so dumb…you are really dumb! It’s easy when it’s somebody else, but when it’s us that are being stupid… our vision becomes foggy.
What happens to our brain between the time the situation goes from our friend to us… from the time we send our first text and the fiftieth consecutive text that goes without a reply? You are so dumb…you are really dumb! The next time you think you’re in love… let me give your dumb arse an exercise to try. Act like the stupid stuff your new “love” is spoon feeding you is spoon feeding to your friend and just when you’re about to call them a stupid soma…. Realize that You are so dumb…you are really dumb! And move on! You’ll be better off for it.
Take it from someone who’s been dumb a time or too and spends a lot of time in the corner.
You know how easy it is for us to see how stupid a friend of ours is being because they think they are in love? How they think the person loves them too? We can clearly see and hear what the person they think they love is saying and doing, but to them it sounds like “I Love you too!” You are so dumb…you are really dumb! When they tell them, “You can come on over, but you can’t spend the night” they hear, “I respect you too much for you to have to wear the same clothes to work tomorrow”. You are so dumb…you are really dumb! They interpret them hiding your clothes as having a drawer. You are so dumb…you are really dumb! It’s easy when it’s somebody else, but when it’s us that are being stupid… our vision becomes foggy.
What happens to our brain between the time the situation goes from our friend to us… from the time we send our first text and the fiftieth consecutive text that goes without a reply? You are so dumb…you are really dumb! The next time you think you’re in love… let me give your dumb arse an exercise to try. Act like the stupid stuff your new “love” is spoon feeding you is spoon feeding to your friend and just when you’re about to call them a stupid soma…. Realize that You are so dumb…you are really dumb! And move on! You’ll be better off for it.
Take it from someone who’s been dumb a time or too and spends a lot of time in the corner.